1. charlesoberonn:

    ellisthecatmewster:

    SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

    Ballseye

  2. defilerwyrm:

    internetrachel:

    todallison:

    this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

    too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

    how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

  3. blackmorgan:

The Mabon fires(candles) are lit in the hearth. And a hush has fallen.
Mabon, also known as the Autumnal Equinox, occurs at 7:29pm PDT in the Northern Hemisphere, on Monday, September 22nd 2014.
This is the second and final day of the year that the Sun crosses the celestial equator, providing nearly 12 hours of both daylight and darkness. It encourages a time of bringing into balance, and for reaping your harvest in preparation for life’s inward cycle.
 Mabon Blessings to you.

    blackmorgan:

    The Mabon fires(candles) are lit in the hearth. And a hush has fallen.

    Mabon, also known as the Autumnal Equinox, occurs at 7:29pm PDT in the Northern Hemisphere, on Monday, September 22nd 2014.

    This is the second and final day of the year that the Sun crosses the celestial equator, providing nearly 12 hours of both daylight and darkness. It encourages a time of bringing into balance, and for reaping your harvest in preparation for life’s inward cycle.

    Mabon Blessings to you.

  4. “Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour.
    “No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world” 

    Happy 35th Birthday, Hermione Jean Granger! (September 19th, 1979) 

  5. fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

    fellowteen:

    this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

  6. afloweroutofstone:

smelterdemon:

Look at this smug baby……

This baby has secrets

    afloweroutofstone:

    smelterdemon:

    Look at this smug baby……

    This baby has secrets

  7. duckktective:

    jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

  8. gameangels:

    That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.

  9. about-books-and-dreams:

    powerinourweakness:

    killjoyras:

    nathanielemmett:

    Harry Potter characters as Disney characters by Makani.

    THESE ARE THE PERFECTEST VERSIONS OF THE HP CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER SEEN. 

    These are beauitful

    Amazing!!

  10. carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

kindasortahappy:

m-yley:

My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.

His legs look wonderful

His calves are gorgeous

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    kindasortahappy:

    m-yley:

    My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.

    His legs look wonderful

    His calves are gorgeous

  11. queenofattolia:

    isriana:

    My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody.

About me

Captain Jack Harkness.
And you are?

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